General ramblings from a grumpy owd twat who's just turned 50.
OK, so I know nobody's gonna read it. It just makes me feel a little bit better. Which is nice.
Originally born on Pluto, I came to Earth age 7 and have been here ever since because the starter motor failed on my flying saucer.
Have you ever tried to get spares for a Phase V Mk.II Pan-Galactic X-Type Planet Cruiser from the local Ford garage? Jeez!
Since I'm stuck here, I make the best out of it by drinking lots of your Earth-beer and generally Earth-people watching (you sure are funny mo-fo's).
I've decided to write some of my observations here for your entertainment.
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